skinny anal

A man with a skinny dick puts it in your arse hole.

"Oh Bobby Out Your 2 Inch Skinny Penis My Bum Hole!" "I Love Skinny Anal"

by skinnypenislover May 7, 2018

anal peppermint stick

A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.

Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Anal-World-Ender

When you store an explosive device up your rectal cavity, that when deployed will end the word.

"Jarvis, deploy the Anal-World-Ender"

by Brotha Brad September 27, 2025

anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him

BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*

by edelgardbodypillow January 8, 2022

anal haze

When the anus feels like it needs wiped after a fart. Aka sharted.

I have been crop dustin all night. I got that anal haze.

by Householder0609 September 5, 2016

Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.

"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"

by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021

anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024