time for bear

TIME FOR BEAR

a: so can you stay here today?
b: TIME FOR BEAR
a: i dont have the energi to even think over what time for bear can possibly mean

by A guy who like kaif May 04, 2022

Bear Hollow

A large hatchet wound created by Ted Nugent. Typically found where you wash the dogs, or where polish heartshots are executed with precision by left-handed hunters.

We found Bear Hollow on a map of Fun Roving the Woods and Waters.

by Cous Hunter March 24, 2021

bobby boo boo bear

bees dad, kinda gay. kason is gay for him

“hey bobby boo boo bear, wanna link” -kason

by beedear May 01, 2022

Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get

"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"

by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 24, 2024

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 07, 2024

Pander bear

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.

Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.

by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024

Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 04, 2021