Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

Nolo Bean

A bean that is very long in length & can play video games. God made this bean In perfection. Nolo bean sometimes sounds like Mickey Mouse & can take fire basketball pics but not actually play basketball

Nolo bean went off in valorant today

by Jube610 October 7, 2021

jelly bean boy

A guy that's infatuated with women's toes, with the insinuation that her toes are jelly beans.

It was then, when Ingrid's toes were in his mouth, that she realized that Chad was a jelly bean boy.

by Delco Paulie February 3, 2024

Fuck beans

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

squishy bean

It is a reference to when someone as Jenna is hinting that your 95% gay and it’s pretty much a sneak diss

Dakota your a squishy bean

by Squishy bean May 8, 2019

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024