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The π = 3 Church

When believers subscribe to the uncompromising view that any numbers or fractions mentioned in, or mathematical constants derived from, the Bible must be taken literally with zero room for approximation, adulteration, or subtraction.
Founded by a group of Bible literalists-turned-theomaticians, the π = 3 Church has so far failed to appeal to pre-believers and the converted, especially those who’re allergic to school or college math, despite regularly distributing free pies and pizzas to the poor in the community.
by Fasters February 12, 2023
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3

Holding up 3 fingers where your thumb, and ring finger is a secret way to say you’re really really stupid
-did you see how he’s holding up 3s lol

-yeah at least he’s self aware
by loooolllllllll March 17, 2022
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may 3

to give jayejoel money
hey what’s today
may 3
oh i gotta give jayejoel money
by jahshddg May 2, 2022
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Cars 3 race for revenge

This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
"Hey have you heard about Cars 3 race for revenge it has an amazing story.
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October 3

Guy 1: guy 2 go hug Samantha
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: ITS OCTOBER 3RD DUMBO
by Peanut_butter_eater October 2, 2023
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Kat<3

Kat<3 is someone who will show love unconditionally as you change through life. As they have beautiful blue eyes and stunning black hair that waves in the wind you will be caught in the lovely look in their eye as they pass by. Kat<3 is a person that will be there for you in your hardest times and will help you whenever it is possible for them to do so. No matter what, they will always care for you.
Kat<3 is so gorgeous.
by Cloud<3 April 19, 2022
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3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'
I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.
by Vivvy12345 April 14, 2021
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