National Grab Tit Day

Everyday is National Grab Tit Day

Holy shit dude I can't believe it it's National Grab Tit Day again!

by Pseudonym You're May 25, 2018

Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015

more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

Keep your tits dry

If someone tells you to keep your tits dry it means to calm the fuck down amd be patient.

person1: Dude when are you soming over

person2: keep your tits dry im on my way

by zoomer250 February 1, 2021

Harry’s mums big tits

Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them

Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits

by I don’t like the black January 5, 2021

stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen

A phrase expressing surprise or perplexity at a situation. It originates from an Internet artist's re-imagining of the pokemon Nidoqueen that featured breasts.

"Dude, check out this text I just got. It's stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen"

by TelethatVirt November 2, 2014