Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.

Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.

by go_to_division February 28, 2011

Eric Rule

The decision to quit any video games when down by 3 or more scores in the first half, or any other insurmountable deficit.

your team falls behind 3-0 in the first half of fifa pro clubs Eric Rule!

by roll2tide October 10, 2022

Rule 34'ed

rule 34'ed is when you see something get rule 34 (every your oc, books, cars, anything)

Hey! you have been Rule 34'ed! now Porno stuff is coming!

by impzdpwer August 13, 2022

Rule 34

It is animated pornography characters from various movies, tv shows, anime and games

Pokémon rule 34 boom porn
Velma rule also porn

by Blassinn July 23, 2022

The rules

You aren't enforcing the rules equally and if you don't want someone's kid to pay the price for your doing that you need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me.

Hym "The rules? Which rules? The boundaries policy at REM Wisconsin that state Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow cannot fuck the mentally disabled clients house at the group home on Danbar street in Green Bay Wisconsin? Or the Rem Wisconsin abuse and neglect policy that states I have to report any retard sex if I suspect that the clients are getting molested? Because I got fired from Rem Wisconsin for doing that! Except not soon enough. OK. I'll follow the rules. I have I reasonable suspicion the Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow and Marina Derfus molested one of the mentally disabled clients at the Rem Wisconsin group home on Danbar Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The clients name was Noah Kroll. He was charged with a sex crime related to a minor but was ruled legally incompetent due to the fact that he is an Assburger. There. I'm reporting them."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.

Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.

by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023

Rule -8

If you ask nicely, I will draw it.

Rule -8 is so cool

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024