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Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
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Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
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Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.
Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"
by VeeDAB September 4, 2021
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Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.
"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."
by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024
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Fish Out Of Water

1. Being in unfamiliar territory.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.

also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.

Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.
Last night, Becky was so hot and bent that she had a fish out of water for my dent dick.

Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.
by openInvent June 17, 2018
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water gun revival

To load water gun with semen then discharge in the mouth of yawning bystander's.
Hey joe, you want to go to the sleep clinic and dish out a water gun revival?
by Hatred4 haybales July 1, 2020
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og,water,,,,he

OMG GET TRICKED LOSER.
IF YOU ARE A OG,WATER,,,,HE YOU HAVE NO HOPE FOR LIFE AND ARE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE ALONE WHAT A SHARTY TARTY.
SEMOUR: HEY JACOBY YOUR NO LIT
JACOBY: WELL YOUR A OG,WATER,,,,HE

SEMOUR:*dies*~cutely~
by fcad September 12, 2021
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