travel monkey

1. Someone who goes on vacation a lot or is always going different places whether it is work related or for fun.

John: "Did you hear that Sam went to Alaska last week, and is going to Hawaii in two days?"

Danielle: "Wow...what a travel monkey."

by Here'sWaldo January 1, 2012

faction monkey

A player with excessive interest in video game factions. Their obnoxious behavior reminds some of monkeys.

Why do faction monkeys keep saying the N word and getting themselves banned?

by dragonsrus May 14, 2021

monkey rotation

When you get fucked by the order of shit. Typically when smoking if get stuck sucking on a nasty roach, or you get the end of a sweet pack bol pack. Could be in sports or popcorn reading.

PP: Shit Pat you just got the monkey rotation don't hate on me for it.

Evan: Yea that hit had skank written all over it...Nmph!

by KillACommyForMommy April 15, 2005

Mexican Monkey

Something everyone hears in "Get Lucky".

She rubbed a Mexican Monkey!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 22, 2022

monkey fisted

to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms.

jeff: did you see him k.o that dude?
moe: that monkey fisted bitch didn't even need gloves.

by c-ribb December 30, 2007

She-Monkey

A she-monkey (muhou, 母猴） is a female monkey. Usually she-monkeys end up having offspring, and their "motherly love" (mu'ai, 母爱）is very "great" (weida, 伟大).

Ugh, you're such a she-monkey sometimes

by emjarami October 18, 2014

The Monkey's Nose

The unshaven female genitalia

1
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.

2
"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.

by Dublinhead January 14, 2008