Full Fridge Syndrome

Full Fridge Syndrome is the indecision that comes from having too many choices. ie, when you have a refrigerator full of food and you can't decide what to choose.

Man, I have such a bad case of Full Fridge Syndrome when trying to choose which game I should play.

by gumleaves October 8, 2013

Daryl Dixon Syndrome

Where you’re a loner, but only because you can’t relate to anyone else due to past trauma and experiences.
Once you meet someone you can open up to, the syndrome is lifted with said person.

“Why are you always so quiet?”
“Just can’t relate to people”
“Daryl Dixon Syndrome?”

“Yeah”

by Alkura January 18, 2021

Serc-Myers Syndrome

Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.

"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"

by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018

Dirty dick syndrome

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons

While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"

by A bored English student January 15, 2014

severe overlove syndrome

When someone “loves” another person or being so much that they neglect their own needs and development to the point of putting themselves at risk.

Well truthfully he has demonstrated this severe overlove syndrome since he was barely out of diapers, it appears to be a type of addiction!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

absence of shower syndrome

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.

Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome

by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010