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Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.
When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.
by Babiyodah September 18, 2023
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The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep
Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"
by Malgin February 15, 2024
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Rule #72

If it exists, the woke “racistinquisition has peer-reviewed it. And if they haven’t yet, they will.
Perfectly in accordance with rule #72, my wife just Googled “Is sleep racist?” ...turns out it is.
by MemeMeister+9000 May 2, 2021
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rule -666

If something is bad it has a good variation
Person 1: How come Lucifer's always evil!
Person 2: rule -666 dude.
by JoeWhoJoeMamma July 2, 2021
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Pokémon rule

When you hold a leverage towards something you think you can beat, then throw in something you don’t know you can beat
Cody Rhodes was about to challenge Seth Rollins at WrestleMania 40, but turned his back at that match and introduced the Pokémon rule saying “I choose you Roman Reign!”
by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024
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70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
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