goo hand luke

Jerking your gherkin using another man's spooge as lubrication

Hey joe I'm out of lube can you help me out?

Sure Luke let me jack off off into your hand its sticky and lubricating.
Great! problem solved!

Now that's a goo hand Luke!

by DaveBrown August 24, 2011

one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006

two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009

Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes

"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

taste of the back of my hand

taste of the back of my hand (give you a)

To give someone a backhanded slap across the face.

Shuttup ho, or ill give you a taste of the back of my hand!

by George December 19, 2004

Left-handed Thumbs Up

A thumbs up acknowledgement done specifically by the left hand when a left-hander does anything left-handed and does it very well

When left-handed golfer Bubba Watson made a 75 foot chip shot directly into the cup, left-handed fans gave him the left-handed thumbs up in appreciation of the shot.

by Lhander April 26, 2015