Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm
Sierra: did you see that guy
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
by Dream daddy d April 14, 2019
Get the lil cakemug. by ChuckNasty2 January 26, 2021
Get the Cakemug. Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
by Herroj21 December 21, 2019
Get the Birthday Cakemug. by Great Wolfy June 25, 2018
Get the raw booty cakemug. First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite
by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD January 25, 2021
Get the Boneless cake mixermug. by DitchBaby June 6, 2023
Get the Cunt cakemug. The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!
by IAIN_D October 16, 2020
Get the Granny Dribble Cakemug.