Half Bean Brew

Much like the Hole Bean Brew, the Half Bean Brew begins at the back of the Vagina (closest to the booty hole) Lukewarm coffee is poured and superficially passes in and around the length of the vagina and dripping into a mug of your choice.

Female- “Would you like something from Starbucks?”
Male- I’d rather have some Half Bean Brew, if you’re good for that?”
Female- “Yeah, that works.”

by Levl7 January 29, 2026

Flicking Bean The Long Way

Another way of saying waxing pole, choking the chicken, cranking hog, or spanking your monkey. AKA masturbating

I walk into a sperm bank for some extra money, all I gotta do is start Flicking Bean The Long Way!

by #LOCKEDIN March 2, 2026

Ruby/Bean

Kindest, most amazing, gorgeous, beautiful, cutest, and prettiest woman of all time

person: your so ruby/bean
person 2: awww thank you

by celestialalpha March 14, 2026

Feener Beaner

When a person is experiencing a serious wanting & starts to feen for their special needs in substances of any kind, like drinking/smoking.

“Monique was being a feener beaner earlier; her pen died & all she did was wish for her special devils lettuce”

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Kentucky Bean Plugging

Quickly eating 6 cans of beans in a row and then putting in a butt plug, and resisting all urges to remove the plug due to gas caused by the beans.

I have to shit so bad but I am Kentucky Bean Plug-maxxing and it hurts like all hell
I tried Kentucky Bean Plugging once, it was so painful why would you ever do it.

by Sokklas July 18, 2025

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025