Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Cosy anal sex

Enjoyable for , who do not like hard sex or fisting .

Rose and Jack did some cosy anal sex. Before titanic hit the iceberg

by Outspoken35 October 14, 2025

Anal-slime

A person that looks dirty and like they apply dirty vaseline onto themselves every morning even if they have not showered

That slut looks like Anal-slime

by Alex phoenix October 1, 2023

anal white bright

When you get your ass hole bleached and spread your butt cheeks apart. Kinda looks like a sun shining white and bright.

Dude I have an anal white bright now!

by Melaiden January 24, 2017

Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023