National Grab Tit Day

Everyday is National Grab Tit Day

Holy shit dude I can't believe it it's National Grab Tit Day again!

by Pseudonym You're April 11, 2018

Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015

more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg November 08, 2007

Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

Harry’s mums big tits

Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them

Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits

by I don’t like the black January 06, 2021

stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen

A phrase expressing surprise or perplexity at a situation. It originates from an Internet artist's re-imagining of the pokemon Nidoqueen that featured breasts.

"Dude, check out this text I just got. It's stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen"

by TelethatVirt November 02, 2014

Keep your tits dry

If someone tells you to keep your tits dry it means to calm the fuck down amd be patient.

person1: Dude when are you soming over

person2: keep your tits dry im on my way

by zoomer250 February 01, 2021