The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

Water

A liquid that is consumed by animals to keep healthy, hydrated and alive.

I need to drink some water to re hydrate.

by Water definition July 24, 2022

Unsharted Waters

A media website of any kind on the internet where no one has ever shitposted anything; very few have sailed through usharted waters…

Person 1: “Wow, literally no one has said anything bad about my last Reddit post.”

Person 2: “That’s cuz you’re in Unsharted Waters, man.”

by The Peanut Butter Falcon May 22, 2022

Water Gun

making a chick squirt so hard it crosses the room

"yeah I made my girl hit a water gun last night"

by BiggEGGs June 25, 2025

Bong Water

The opposite of holy water.

Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.

by BigTallMexican June 16, 2022

Arrow SparklingHead Water

When a woman purely drinks only carbonated liquids an entire day, so when she gives head and the guy deepthroats her deep enough making her gag reflex react, she will vomit all the carbonated drinks to give him an Arrow SparklingHEAD

Jay: “ I got an Arrow SparklingHead water last night bro from this one girl at the party”
San Juan Jose: “Damn man, that must’ve felt like if you were boning soda fountain sprite; sensational”

by CocaineInTheCocola May 4, 2020

Alkaline water

Alkaline water has a higher pH level than regular drinking water. Because of this, some advocates of alkaline water believe it can neutralize the acid in your body.

the best water is alkaline water.

by kevi_48 September 8, 2020