SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

Simp

Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.

Zach you’re a f*****g simp

by justinlongo March 27, 2021

Simp (n.)

Someone overly sensitive and emotional.

Sean Avery is a Simp (n.) because he cried during his farewell call.

by yoshisays April 1, 2021

Simp

Someone who cuts on the boys to hang with a girl even tho he had plans with the boys.

Maguire is the king of all simps

by Mags is a simp October 8, 2020

simp

A woman's simp

ethan is a big slave for woman, he is a simp

by pencilcasedaddy November 20, 2020

Simp

een kkr sukkel die alles voor poes doet

U are a simp

by FrazerXSpacer August 6, 2020

Simp

Philip

Philip is a simp and a cheese ball

by MaxhappyCobra September 25, 2020