"no mom dad that text is named after my favorite bible passage"
"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"
"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"
"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"
"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"
by Possibly_Catholic? March 21, 2022
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Usually deployed as a euphemism for anal rape but is largely ineffective due to the similarity of the two terms.
Usually deployed as a euphemism for anal rape but is largely ineffective due to the similarity of the two terms.
Yet another victim of anal rapage...
Watch out, I heard he was convicted of anal rapage.
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Anymore shit and I'll give you some anal rapage!
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by KoiB0i September 14, 2025
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Josh: "Dude, why do you look so fucked right now?"
David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."
David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."
by galaxydick December 7, 2025
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Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!
by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019
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