Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.
Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
Get the Two Facemug. Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017
Get the two-day-boyfriendmug. 
Leaving Overwatch and Discord running for days while not answering to messages. Leaving others befuddled on your well-being.
by urban_s1ln February 27, 2024
Get the doing the Two Madmug. by Adisalvo February 14, 2024
Get the Two Neck Townmug. by smellmyface January 17, 2008
Get the two bucket brianmug. A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 6, 2023
Get the Two nickelsmug.