Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013

mexican hand holding

Mexican Hand Holding is a sex act banned in every country on earth except Mexico. It involves each party bringing stale taco shells to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the anal cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. From above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco shells up each other's asses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.

Michelle - "Hey, I'm not up for anal, do you mind if we just do some Mexican Hand Holding instead?"

Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"

by LighterBurn March 4, 2014

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

left hand texting

When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.

Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.

by Dr. Wise Crack October 25, 2017

One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017

sword hand dance

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

hold hands with the general

to give a handjob

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.

by saqua August 14, 2013