Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 20, 2011

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

Taco

Beaner food

Eat your Taco beaner.

by ttacoeater February 21, 2020

Taco toe

When Becky runs over Jimmy's little chunky toe and makes it look like a taco toe.

One day Becky was ridding her hoverboard and ran over Jimmy's foot and he got done taco toed

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

Glossy taco

Glossy gel top coat of nail polish.

Used by the true HOLOSEXUALS following Simplynailogical on YouTube, to describe the beautiful top coat of transparent nail polish that you should apply if you want to have sexy nails.

Also, apply peel off base coat for peel porn.

After you have applied your holo glitter nail polish, you should seal it with a nice shinny glossy taco.

by Stop Yelling It's Christmas July 15, 2017

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023