A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.
by The muddy mud muncher February 09, 2025
It's where you pinch your sex partner's nipples. Then you crouch over her mouth and twist her nipples. As you twist them you release your previous night's Taco Bell directly into her mouth.
Stephen crouched over the lady he hired that night and gave her a good ol' fashioned Taco Bell Flintlock.
by DocNova August 18, 2024
The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.
See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
by Deertay July 31, 2018
I’m not feeling to well..... that gas station taco did a number on me!
Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
by Delectablydelicious February 03, 2021
“Broooo I was halfway thru and my Wilson stopped working, luckily I still had my egg roll from lunch, the Tokyo Taco never fails.”
by YungZoot May 13, 2022
Anal sex ending with a surprise blow to the back of the head using a warm taco whilst screaming EXTREME TACOO!!!!!!!
by snib96 January 16, 2014