bite the taco

Something lesbians do.

She likes to bite the taco.

by MindLube December 7, 2014

El taco nino

An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.

person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"

by Larry Personnn April 12, 2009

Betty Tacos

A person who is feeling great, happy and has a wonderful smile who is independent and amazing.

"Hey how are you?"
"I'm Betty tacos thanks, yourself?"

by Americos May 18, 2014

brownie taco

A vagina covered in, or filled with, feces, particularly before receiving oral stimulation.

Last night I ate my wife's brownie taco, the perfect foreplay before sex!

by Doggymang December 8, 2016

Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 15, 2018

taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.

Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...

by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 8, 2014

Taco

A casing - composed of a metal material - that contains explosive materials, primers, and bullets; a common form of ammunition used as a defensive weapon.

“You better duck them tacos when the switches let off.”

by SimpleCity58 April 9, 2022