butt monkey

a weird person

ex. Shaun or Kirby

by Elizabeth February 20, 2004

monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

by Soup April 3, 2003

Hater Monkeys

A person or group of faggots who have no talent and pick on people for being better than them.

A person who doesn't have style and picks on your clothes even though they're snotty pricks that want the same thing.

P1- Hey, you see that girl over there?

P2- Yeah?

P1-She's such a wanna be emo.

P3- I heard you, you fucking Hater Monkeys. Now stop being such a Scene Kid and go get Brokencyded

by SceneInBlackNWhite February 20, 2010

Skuzz monkey

A total butt-face asshole

I can't stand my ex. He's a total skuzz monkey.

by LibrAstrid March 17, 2010

SWOMP MONKEY

A HIDEOUS FAT DOUCHE BAG WHO THINKS HES THE SHIT, BUT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY MONKEY.

LINLEY.. DID YOU SEE THAT SWOMP MONKEY RICK AT BROCKS LAST WEEK?....

by BBBBBBEEEEVEE August 6, 2010

Monkey Transfer

When you shit in your hand in the shower and throw it in the toilet.

Man I had to shit so bad right when I got in shower this morning so I had to pull a monkey transfer

by soat November 22, 2010

Monkey Bumhead

Extremely stupid person

My boyfriend just made up the word chest butter, what a monkey bumhead!

by Kellie Gower August 23, 2006