hold hands with the general

to give a handjob

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.

by saqua August 14, 2013

Mexican Hand Game

A game much like patty cake but with many more possibilities.

My girlfriend and I were out of ideas so we decided to play the Mexican Hand Game.

by dudeguy1349 May 13, 2011

mexican hand holding

Mexican Hand Holding is a sex act banned in every country on earth except Mexico. It involves each party bringing stale taco shells to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the anal cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. From above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco shells up each other's asses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.

Michelle - "Hey, I'm not up for anal, do you mind if we just do some Mexican Hand Holding instead?"

Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"

by LighterBurn March 4, 2014

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

sword hand dance

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

Ghetto Hot Hands

When you run your car for 40-60 minutes and then clamp the exhaust with your hands.

Man, stop bitching. If you so cold let me show you Ghetto Hot Hands.

by Jacks Dad May 17, 2021

goo hand luke

Jerking your gherkin using another man's spooge as lubrication

Hey joe I'm out of lube can you help me out?

Sure Luke let me jack off off into your hand its sticky and lubricating.
Great! problem solved!

Now that's a goo hand Luke!

by DaveBrown August 24, 2011