me: can me and alyssa have a sleepover mom?
mom: another day sorry..
me: but it’s December 19th!!
mom: oh okay then sure!
mom: another day sorry..
me: but it’s December 19th!!
mom: oh okay then sure!
by big fart yittys December 19, 2020
Get the December 19th mug.December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.
1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95
by ACF Patiza December 19, 2020
Get the December 21st mug.Person 1: It's December 25th! Do you know what that means?
Person 2: Christmas Day!!
Person 1: No no no, Its WAP day!
Person 3: NOW FROM THE TOP, MAKE IT DROP
Person 2: Christmas Day!!
Person 1: No no no, Its WAP day!
Person 3: NOW FROM THE TOP, MAKE IT DROP
by raindrop.giant December 20, 2020
Get the December 25 mug.Eddie's birthday, the day of which Eddie was birthed, he likes the color yellow; It's always a lovely day on this date.
"Hey today is December 31st, it's Eddie's birthday." - person 1
"No way that's kinda pog." - person 2
"No way that's kinda pog." - person 2
by CuckooTomb1 December 20, 2020
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by potverdoris December 20, 2020
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December 20th is the day that you bully anyone named Ché for their stupidity & clumsiness
Even better if they're a detective
December 20th is the day that you bully anyone named Ché for their stupidity & clumsiness
Even better if they're a detective
December 20th, 2020:
"Ché seems like he'd investigate you whilst you're handcuffed and then say 'here's sum coffee' forgetting you're handcuffed"
"Ché would spill the coffee"
"Ché seems like he'd investigate you whilst you're handcuffed and then say 'here's sum coffee' forgetting you're handcuffed"
"Ché would spill the coffee"
by Purps. December 20, 2020
Get the December 20 mug.Government will modify everyone’s genetic code, specifically targeting African Americans as they were born with superior genes. On December 21st of 2020, African Americans DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that everyone thought were fiction.
Black friend : Aye bro you know what’s happening to me on December 21st?
White friend : no, what’s going on?
Black friend : imma become god lmao.
White friend : no, what’s going on?
Black friend : imma become god lmao.
by Microzofter December 20, 2020
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