urban tumble weed

noun: dry plastic grocery bag blowing in the wind. Usually found on a city street or near a water source such as a river.

What is that blowing across the street? Oh, it's urban tumble weed.

by Lucyworld1 July 17, 2011

Urban dictionaries censorship

The stupid censorship promoted by the Eugene pussies over at urban dictionary

Yo bro, everyone hates urban dictionaries censorship so much, I think I’ll make it a word on their own site

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Dates on urban dictionary

When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.

Example of Dates on urban dictionary

People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.

by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020

You know, Urban?

That thing kenny said when lee asked a question

Kenny: Hey Lee, You know how to pick a lock right?
Lee: No! Why would you say that?
Kenny: Well..You’re.. You know, Urban?
Lee: Oh you are not saying what i think you’re saying.
Kenny: Jeez Man, I’m from florida! Crazy stuff comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.

by Bean Spider October 24, 2020

urban dictionary's SON

urban dictionary's son is dictionary a popular online dictionary were people won't just shut up. fine you look up pizza. the dictionary tells you that its a pizza with rotten mushrooms on it. you look up Kelly Clarkson. tells you a thing that hosts a show called ThE kEllY ClARksOn ShOw. after that you get pissed off by the spelling and you ditch your computer down the stairs.

I'm getting tired of urban dictionary so lets go look up Dictionary you find dictionary. huh maybe this is urban dictionary's SON. wowowowowoowowowwow

by hjgvfhufejjfjfjjejdjdjjfhhfhhh January 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary Post

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by uhhh... RANDOM PERSON January 31, 2021

urban dictionary submitters

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit

me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021