Bean

Used to describe a person that is extremely unintelligent or if someone with the name of Michael says it he can call anyone it implying they are extremely unintelligent

You bean

by The One and Only Allah October 3, 2018

Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

Bean

To flick your bean is to play with your puss puss aka vagina

“Dreszer got his bean flicked all night!”

by The Beanie man October 17, 2020

Big Bean Dont Cap

A phrase used by a person referred to as “big bean” saying they don’t cap

Y’all heard of that street gang leader named big bean, I heard big bean dont cap

by Gein Boi November 23, 2020

Tweaking On The Bean

The particular frenzy or stimulation you feel after drinking too much coffee. Can also be used as an euphemism for clitoral masturbation.

"He had 5 coffees today, bro is tweaking on the bean."
"I got home, into bed, got my vibrator out, and spent all night tweaking on the bean."

by Trixie666 December 28, 2024

thug bean

, a thug bean was born in the first year of time and every time they die they have a bean that is planted and a new thug bean grows. Please greet every thug bean you see with a linguine. Also thug beans attack people on the street very often

Whoa a thug bean
Omg it should marry eBay

by Kitkatloverman May 10, 2021

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019