Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

Rule 1247

In December, every day at 12:47 you have to watch the YouTuber Alexg1247 no matter what

Girl: “ wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Boy: “rule 1247”
Girl: “oh sorry”

by Alexg1247 May 30, 2022

Rule 5314

If you are arguing and misunderstand something you are instantly a moron and a gay bitch

person 1: Oh fuck I misunderstood something
person 2: Rule 5314 moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower

She said I’m not a virgin but it’s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago 😂😂😂

by Jayde555 December 29, 2022

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

doubletap rule

The rule in which a man will like (double tap) two of a girl's pictures on her Instagram. If the girl is interested, she will like two of the guy's pictures on his Instagram. This is an international rule.

Doubletap Rule: a way of sliding into the dms
Boy 1: yo I just double tapped @_____ and she double tapped me back.

Boy 2: Hit her in the dm then

by YaBoyJoeyB July 15, 2016

Diamond Rule

The Diamond Rule is a behavioural philosophy developed by Drew McPherson and is a key part of his Equilism project. It is similar to the Golden Rule but with a crucial difference which is designed to add diversity tolerance. The Diamond Rule instructs one to "Treat others as they wish to be treated". It is critically important to understand that not everyone wishes to be treated in the same way. This becomes more evident with life forms of greater diversity. Accepting diverse preferences, and not assuming that everyone will have the same preferences as yourself is a key cultural norm to instill in order to eliminate diversiphobia.

When you assumed that EllEn wanted to be treated the same as you, you were failing to follow the Diamond Rule which acknowledges that EllEn may have difference preferences than yourself.

by DrewZero® February 19, 2023