by paggywaggygumdrops February 29, 2024
by CTdefinitions September 12, 2020
A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
"Little Crook" (noun): A captivating individual, admired for their intelligence, wit, and charm. This person seamlessly incorporates humorous emojis into their communication, adding a playful touch to every interaction. Their beauty extends beyond appearance, encompassing the allure of their intellect and charismatic personality. Notably, they possess the unique ability to be intellectually evasive in an appreciable way, making conversations engaging and thought-provoking.
You're a Little Crook but I love that about you.
by Ikran Blaque December 18, 2023
Some fucker that is way too fucking young to be smoking weed and doing drugs and denies they are too young, and is racist as fuck and doesn’t Care what anyone says about them
Dom: holy fucking shit Aiden you are a little tikes tweaker
Aiden: man shut you bitch ass up you built like the battle bus nigga
Aiden: man shut you bitch ass up you built like the battle bus nigga
by d0m$ch@rg€r2.0 November 24, 2024
Fire works display show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. MUAHLONNBE x wars.
I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸.😎 😍. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 01, 2023
A fireworks display show in little AMERICA .by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. 🐲🐉🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨.
I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 03, 2023