Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.

That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.

by OldCola August 01, 2015

DOUCH COSHION

When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle

Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe

Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!

by Evilerskull January 07, 2019

douche-skunk

/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation

I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked

by nativepress April 24, 2017

douche cringe

The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.

Did you see that dude's face? It gave me a total douche cringe.

by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007

Douche Mecca

The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."

by NonPC Fox October 14, 2016

Douche Spinner

When you go to play roulette at the casino, and the spinner is a total douche at spinning the ball.

Jim: "do you know that tall blonde guy at the casino"
Bill: "yeah hes a a total douche spinner"

by shaolinwarrior February 10, 2010

douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.

1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."

by FunkyVs December 26, 2013