urban dictionary

a shi*ty platform that people use the find the meaning of the word but instead they find some bs
Hey bro u use urban dictionary?
Fuck nah that shi mid
by Everywordisusedbysomeone else October 29, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

The site you create stupid phrases on at 3am because no one loves you
"Yo dude I'm gonna create a new phrase on urban dictionary, oh wait I'm talking to myself no one loves me"
by double90 March 07, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

That place where you post the names of your friends and when they look up their names they say "HAHA THAT'S SO TRUE OMG"
by AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH March 04, 2018
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A website people use to find definitions of sex when they are horny
You...hey im vvv horny im gonna go on urban dictionary
by amazeballsssss May 23, 2015
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A site that shows how names and words have many meanings
Have you seen how the Urban Dictionary gives words many different meanings
by ThanosGamingYT January 05, 2019
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URBAN DICTIONARY

A VERY honest dictionary about people you hate
Dude1: "yo your name's on urban dictionary

Dude2: "rly what does it say?"

Dude1: " you don't wanna know"
by Zeta, the real definition December 10, 2018
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urban dictionary

A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.

These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).

Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.

A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.

The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!

Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.

Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.

Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.

Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart

Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!

"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
by Tee$ March 30, 2011
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