Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill June 01, 2011

Creamy Piss

A piss that is creamy(a piss that feels really good)

Boy, did I take a Creamy Piss

by Fast521 September 22, 2023

Drinking Piss

Drinking piss is the opposite of drinking tea aka having drama to spill. It’s when someone doesn’t really have good information or they have false info or rumors.

They keep talking about me and don’t know shit about what actually happened, they’re drinking piss.

by Ememekwkwksks January 19, 2024

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 15, 2019

turbocentric piss

when you piss extremely hard with perfect aim

"dude i just took a fat turbocentric piss"

by PeeZus420 October 10, 2021

Piss Soda

A soda that is usually hidden as lemonade but is actually piss. Its like yellow snow i think

person 1: "this lemonade looks weird..."
person 2: "man thats probably Piss Soda"

by yasuhiro December 09, 2020