Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

"Yoooooo, he's a straight bean"

by creatorofthebean November 3, 2020

Beaned

Created by USAF airmen of Mexican descent stationed in Europe who would have sex with women who had never been with a Mexican man before. Used exclusively with white europeans.

“Bro i beaned that Estonian shawty last night”
“She’s been beaned bro you don’t want that”
“I thought I had beaned that girl, but I found out later she had fucked José a few months back”
“I don’t think she’s been beaned before bro, she’s never even ate menudo”

by therealairmansnuffy July 11, 2022

Bean Dip

When a person walks up behind another person, flicks their testicles forward then runs their finger across their taint. Bean dips can also be performed from the front, you must reach under their testicles then feel for their butthole, once you have located the butthole pull your finger back towards yourself, scraping their taint in the process. A well executed bean dip will leave the victim angry and confused.

“Damn bro Jimmy really bean dipped my shit yesterday, my taint still hurts.”

by 2inchpunisher May 27, 2019

Dry bean

A dry texter, someone who can’t hold a conversation, and usually reply’s with a one word answer.

I was talking to Nolan earlier the convo was such dry beans.

by Genevieve13 August 16, 2024

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

by Apples to shaples June 6, 2017

Serene bean

Serene bean, also known as a “Serena” is a interesting wild like creature. She can be known as the famous “lovely peaches” twin sister. She’s so HUGE. But she’s so beautiful.- she’s a mammoth of course- BUT SHES SO CUTESY.

That lady was wild she was acting Like such a serene bean.

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 April 30, 2020

Bean Body

creatures from the planet of Nahfalafagus

“A bean body is living on the planet called nahfalafagus”

by I LOVE MORIAH September 26, 2023