The old J&D

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.

guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

by the goddamn champion April 10, 2010

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S A Mean D

1) First used in Cross Country meaning Suck A Mean Dick. . .

2) Used in conversation to get a girl to go away. Often associated with a commanding tone.

3) The A can be substituted for the letter of a guy or girl's name. This is used to invite a girl or guy to hook up.

1) Oh go S A Mean D!

2) You dumbass, go s a mean d.

3) S N(ick's) Mean D

by Jen June 27, 2004

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Dropped a Mad D

To take a large or unordinary poopie.

Yo, who dropped a mad D in my bed?

by DroppingD's July 7, 2010

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Double D Discount

When ever you shoplift and not stick it in your purse, sleeves, or pockets. You shove it in your Bra! Known as the Double D Discount!

Josh: Hey Claire, are you able to "buy" me that shirt?
Claire: Oh, and where am I going to get the money to spend on you? Im lucky to have 5 dollars.
Josh: No, no, no you KNOW what I mean ;)
Claire: Oh, oh Okay!
Claire then goes into the American Eagle and Double D Discount the shirt.

by ItsJustL0L May 29, 2011

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w/s/d

Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick

"OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..."

"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."

by Robert F. December 9, 2008

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