Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 21, 2021

Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out

I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome

by MrCumMan May 1, 2023

Bean Fajita

When someone puts their anus on a stick and starts throwing up.

That bitch decided to do a Bean Fajita

by Not you Not me September 20, 2017

Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.

“HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”

by Kasem123 April 7, 2024

bean buzzer

Electronic device that stimulates the bean between the female legs.

I accidentally stumbled on my daughter’s bean buzzer. I told her pack that shit up!

by Bunger13 September 29, 2022