The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.
by Joe Z January 9, 2007
Get the dirty turdmug. An unflushed toilet bowl, chock full of waste and paper, with the lid closed, left for the next un-suspecting user, who upon opening is then left with not only a wonderful surprise, but also the responsibility of taking care of.
Boy does it suck, when every morning I go in the bathroom and my girlfriend's left a dirty hamper in there for me.
by Rawb Eytch July 13, 2007
Get the Dirty Hampermug. The act of having sexual intercourse and moments before busting your load, you run into your roomate's bedroom and blow a ferocious load in his face and yell "Boom Headshot"
*Bonus points if you can pull it off while wearing a pancho and sombrero
*Bonus points if you can pull it off while wearing a pancho and sombrero
Yesterday while John was in his room Merkin bitches on Modern Warfare 2, I suprised him with a Dirty Headshot!
by Dbag1992 December 23, 2009
Get the Dirty Headshotmug. similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream "death to the infidels" and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight
by rand vialpando January 14, 2008
Get the dirty vikingmug. a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.
by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008
Get the dirty dumbledoremug. by Grumps11 June 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Lolimug. "Bro, Lisa let me Dirty Hawk her last night."
"Bro, the Dirty Hawk?"
"Yeah bro, I squalled so loud the neighbors heard me."
"Bro, the Dirty Hawk?"
"Yeah bro, I squalled so loud the neighbors heard me."
by RagingSaiyan February 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Hawkmug.