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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Anal Urethra

A term that combines both the type of diarrhea one has experienced in terms of consistancy of disharge as well as describing the severity of a bowl movement whether in the past or present tense; regardless of location, temperature, or time of day the bowl movement is or has occurred.
Jesus H. Christ I'm exhausted from pissing out my asshole all night . The yuengling drafts I had at The Old Eagle Tarvern are forcing my Anal Urethra to work overtime with no signs of respite in the near future.
by Gaunche February 15, 2025
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Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.
I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it
by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025
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Anal leaking

It's while a man licks another man's butthole and it leaks out shifty fluid and even poopoo comes out and then they eat da poopoo
Oh god the shit will run out of the anal leaking butthole!
by Townerstowners February 24, 2025
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anal venting

Passing a fart back and forth between one anus and another. You gotta be gentle. You can’t just jam it in there or else too much pressure builds and it becomes a burp.
Hey baby, you wanna go practice anal venting?!
by Stacked skinwalker March 8, 2025
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Anal Full Choffin

The act of two blind molerats engaging in, typically gay, anal sex. One partner, the top, holds the legs of the other behind his head at the knee.
Chris gave Bill the anal full choffin all night and Bill woke up sore from the anus to the legs.

Karen's favorite position is the anal full choffin.

I did the anal full choffin with my Real Boll Doll and it was amazing.
by Terry Blindman March 15, 2025
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