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Wet-ear

Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"
Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."

Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."
by farmerTodd January 17, 2024
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wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked
Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.
by mamadweezil July 23, 2018
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wet hoover

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me
by Bambi0c August 28, 2017
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whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"
by Joji_666 February 13, 2024
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Wet Zeppole

Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.

Similar to antiquing.
I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole
by Ccs2233 November 24, 2024
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wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.
by MrsMittens January 30, 2017
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wet phil

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.
Oh man, she totally just got a Wet Phil from that guy.
by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016
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