Back Seat Syndrome

The curious phenomena by which men traveling in the back of large jostling vehicles (busses, vans, ect) tend to achieve spontaneous erection due initially to the jostling of the vehicle and then secondarily to the jostling of their own wood against their legs and/or pants. This erection can often be relieved only by extrication from the back seat.

Cody: Holy cow have I got a case of Back Seat Syndrome.

Matt: Boner city?

Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.

by Lord Azaldon April 18, 2013

Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons

While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"

by A bored English student January 15, 2014

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014

Satan's Dick Syndrome

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

old nigga syndrome

when a young nigga feel like a old nigga cause a young nigga got them old nigga pains

Man I got old nigga syndrome. My back hurts

by Sugarly February 15, 2019

Dirty dick syndrome

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

Smash Mouth Syndrome

A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.

1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek

by TheCupIsHalfBowl March 28, 2017