A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 03, 2024
Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!
by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023
Jeffrey Bean is a Youtuber known as Phasium HD and loves making videos for his fans! English Meaning: The name Jeffery is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Jeffery is: Derived from one of three Old German names, meaning: district, traveler, or peaceful pledge. Jeffrey is a funny, romantic, caring, helping, successful person in his life. He always wants to help his friends that are depressed, and doesn't like them feeling down.
Jeffrey Bean: hey bro are you ok?
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!
by Youtube Official November 07, 2018
A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.
Bean = person
If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.
If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
Bean = person
If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.
If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan
If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”
Bean in plural is “Beanz”
If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”
Bean in plural is “Beanz”
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
by Shuge dollaz January 13, 2023
After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021