anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

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anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.

Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.

by Gorgonga May 20, 2024

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Anal Waterboard

The act of being tied up, facing the floor, blindfolded, and simultaneously having water drip down into your anal cavity every so often.

Man shut up, I'll anal waterboard your ass.

by WordMasterDmoney November 21, 2025

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anal throat

When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.

So I was eating this chicks ass and then her butthole opened up exposing her anal throat.

by Twice over August 7, 2017

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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..

Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!

by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021

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