confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.

Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.

by Gorgonga May 20, 2024

Anal Breeze

A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.

I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.

by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019

Anal

When you fuck someone or something in the ass for sexual pleasure

OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT THE TERRORIST GROUP ANTIFA GANG RAPED QUANTAVION DINGLETONS CAPYBARA,THEY DID ANAL WITH IT!

by quantavion dingleton May 17, 2022

Anal

A painful form of sex up the anus used for pleasure in women and for men

Ouch fuck sake tyler that was my arse hole again I don’t want to do anal

by Mrdarkside101 January 7, 2023

Anal Andrew

When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.

I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.

by GAOpticsGuru June 7, 2023