Alex

A big black nigger/ gorrila who loves to suck the shit out of a cock or vape and also enjoys munching on multiple bananas at the same time
Alex is a dog
by patkaeater April 14, 2024
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alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR
wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe
by professor asshat February 23, 2020
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alex

alex a guy who looks like the rat from ratatouille or rasta mouse he ugly af but weirdly has a lot of confidence
stacy: that alex kid is a clapped mf but confident af wouldn't smash thoooooooo
by bradzeno January 20, 2023
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Alex

Alex is a guy that’s not very good at french, if you ever meet someone that isn’t good at french you should call them an alex
Guy 1: oh no I failed my french exam
Guy 2: you’re such an alex
by Rubyyy12 December 5, 2023
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Alex

The insult Alex originated from the name of the biggest liar on earth. Alex is an insult to use when you know your friend is lying, out of their teeth for no reason. An example would be “I saw a crackhead steal two bags of weed from the tesco grocery isle”. You know that’s a fucking lie
Shut up alex
by Alex Rawlinson-Cook May 8, 2023
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alex

a boy with a non-existent jawline who "attends" the gym.
alex hadn't enough stamina for the first half of the game.
by asdfsghfdjkjuytrd January 30, 2024
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alex vass

A great guy who is loving can be your one and only. he can make many mistakes but tries his best to own up to it. he will do anything to make you happy. good at flirting but can get carried away and a great kisser.
by trustmeitsthetruth June 22, 2022
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