Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

alex packer

a overly large child

the boy is an alex packer, fat!

by Judith Squire June 20, 2022

ALEX

A ginger with a big ego and a very small penis

"Have you seen Alex's dick it's so small"
"I bet you Alex's dick is small"

by bitchwhore111 February 24, 2020

Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

Alex

Is sometimes nice way to obsessed with xbox/ps4/Nintendo and never brushes there teeth

Alex's breath stinks he never gets of fortnite

by SPILTHETEASIS October 20, 2019

Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.

Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020