Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

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Alex

Alex, transgender boy (ftm). A manipulative peice of shit, who spreads rumors about their friends. Also dates their bestfriemds ex and then brakes his/her heart.

Damn it, Alex broke up with Chloe yesterday and now she won't stop crying.

by RadiantGay February 9, 2019

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Alex Ngo

Some Asian guy that has a Corgi that used to drive a Mercedes but then sold it and got a Toyota

An example of how Alex Ngo would be used in a sentence is this.

by NotAlexNgo November 22, 2021

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Alex

The type of person to have sex in a school bathroom, steal your girlfriend, unlimited rizz with biggest cock of the block, he uses a whip, dont trip. He likes newborn babies.

GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAhhh Alex

by ft.miggy21 October 26, 2022

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Alex

my mean coworker who calls me a horse girl. Even though I'm not a horse girl. He is a gamer who bullies people. And he's a softie who will not admit it. A good guy who likes bullying his coworkers and owns an "I love hot moms" lanyard

"Here comes Alex, I better go. He's gonna go call me a horse girl."

by Pandisaster October 8, 2021

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