by C*o*n*n*o*r September 1, 2016

by _Marliiiiiiiiiiiii February 2, 2022

A big black nigger/ gorrila who loves to suck the shit out of a cock or vape and also enjoys munching on multiple bananas at the same time
Alex is a dog
by patkaeater April 14, 2024

A not so smart boy, not to attractive either. Ugly,most people call him. He's gay and sexy. (No homo tho)
Alex is not good enough for her!
by Literally everybody November 20, 2018

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR
by professor asshat February 23, 2020

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023
