when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.
guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."
by the goddamn champion April 10, 2010
Get the The old J&Dmug. 1) First used in Cross Country meaning Suck A Mean Dick. . .
2) Used in conversation to get a girl to go away. Often associated with a commanding tone.
3) The A can be substituted for the letter of a guy or girl's name. This is used to invite a girl or guy to hook up.
2) Used in conversation to get a girl to go away. Often associated with a commanding tone.
3) The A can be substituted for the letter of a guy or girl's name. This is used to invite a girl or guy to hook up.
by Jen June 27, 2004
Get the S A Mean Dmug. MONKEY D. RUFFY
Ruffy .... is a person who can't exist in the reality. You want to know why...? ok I will tell you the reason. Ruffy is somebody who don't give up. He doesn't care how hard his dream is or how the others advise against it. He just tries it even more. If his opponents insult him or make fun of him, he can only laugh about it. BUT... IF someone dares to tease or attack his friends, he will finish them. Because his friends are the most important to him. And he is funny too xD... and especially very very very VERY dumb. But sometimes he says something clever, however unconsciously. Ruffy is very kind and special too. He always keeps my heart beating. When he cries i have to cry too... and when he laughs i have to laugh too. In the end he is just RUFFY. Yeah he is so special that it's name itself is the appropriate adjective. That's why I think that he can't exist in this world because he is too good for this world.
I could write a whole book. No.
Much more about him but I think that 's enough.😁
If you are interested at him just watch the best anime in the world : One Piece💕.
There are many more special people.
Ruffy .... is a person who can't exist in the reality. You want to know why...? ok I will tell you the reason. Ruffy is somebody who don't give up. He doesn't care how hard his dream is or how the others advise against it. He just tries it even more. If his opponents insult him or make fun of him, he can only laugh about it. BUT... IF someone dares to tease or attack his friends, he will finish them. Because his friends are the most important to him. And he is funny too xD... and especially very very very VERY dumb. But sometimes he says something clever, however unconsciously. Ruffy is very kind and special too. He always keeps my heart beating. When he cries i have to cry too... and when he laughs i have to laugh too. In the end he is just RUFFY. Yeah he is so special that it's name itself is the appropriate adjective. That's why I think that he can't exist in this world because he is too good for this world.
I could write a whole book. No.
Much more about him but I think that 's enough.😁
If you are interested at him just watch the best anime in the world : One Piece💕.
There are many more special people.
"You can hit me, you can kick me, but if you touch my friends, I'll kill you!"
"As long as, I live I do not let you attack my friends."
"If you don't take risks, you can't create a FUTURE!"
~Quote by Monkey D. Ruffy
"As long as, I live I do not let you attack my friends."
"If you don't take risks, you can't create a FUTURE!"
~Quote by Monkey D. Ruffy
by Anonymo💕 March 31, 2018
Get the Monkey D. Ruffymug. "OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..."
"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."
"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."
by Robert F. December 9, 2008
Get the w/s/dmug. by THATguyHPD May 20, 2013
Get the Hun P Dmug. by Fall-Øut-Panic! May 27, 2017
Get the Y. A. S. A. D.mug. 32nd president of the United States of America and a total dipshit motherfucker who cheated on his wife, undermined the judicial branch of the Federal government (via court packing), broke the 2 terms per president norm (they made a law after this making it effectively impossible), ruthlessly undermined the opposition blaming them for the worst economic crisis in US History (the Great Depression), pushed an economic recovery plan that ended up crashing the economy again (New Deal), needed a global war to prevent his entire administration from being another shit stain on history.
“Hey you know that guy who tried to completely destroy the Checks and Balances system of American Democracy?”
“Oh yeah Franklin D. Roosevelt”
“Oh yeah Franklin D. Roosevelt”
by Unquestionably Burdensome July 8, 2023
Get the Franklin D. Rooseveltmug.