Hair Cake

The ass version of hair pie
When female (or male) has very hairy ass a.k.a. the hair cake

Weird person: I was about to eat that bitches ass when she bust out that hair cake. And man, that shit aint' do it for me
Normal person: Are you serious? I'd eat her out instanlty if I'd see some jungle down south

by Papa Kunt May 8, 2018

diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 7, 2020

Caking

The act of taking a shit and cumming unintentionally at the same time

I just caked in the dairy queen bathroom

I was caking just a minute ago

by Jenna_tolls2112 August 3, 2023

Cake

A lie

Allen: Yooooo! Some robo lady gave me cake!
Jim: Allen. The cake was and always will be a lie.
Allen: :(

by Ducksareinyourwalls April 15, 2023

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025

Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

Cake

Being to sweet to a boy or girl that it is overbearing and a bit annoying.

Peter told mike he needs to stop being a cake ass.

by Staph-ron May 23, 2018