Head of the Moment

Giving such good head that it makes your man do whatever you want.

I was getting Head of the Moment last night and it was so good and it made me so happy that I was like, "I'm finna buy you whatever you want, Kat!"

by Swaggitastical69 July 18, 2016

banana moment

the banana and condom moment in human development

mom guess what

what

i just had the banana moment in class today

by oohlalalala23 November 26, 2010

Miley Moment

when someone sheds their former childhood self especially in a very sexual manner

For me, coming out as a furry is my miley moment.

by stick549549 December 17, 2020

McDowell Moment

When one tries to gaslight someone to get involved with their feelings through use of vague plans and prayer stating it comes from God.

Boy: "I have been praying and am feeling that God is wanting us to be together."

Girl: "Are you sure about that? I feel like your having your McDowell Moment."

by Mr. Big Small PP December 6, 2023

SmartIllinois Moment

Noun: A moment in which a computer refuses to admit you are right, named due to the educational program SmartIllinois

"WHAT THE FUCK?? 3+5 IS 8 BUT IT SAYS IT'S WRONG!"
"That's a real SmartIllinois Moment."

by gigagoon December 1, 2020

Panda Moment

That moment when everyone can easily tell what the next step is, likely in the game, and your mind goes blank and leads to frustration which is heightened by the knowledge that you are the only one that doesn't see the answer.

You are playing a game and the only object in the room is a ladder. You get confused and start asking where to go next when it is clear that there is a single, well-defined option. Once you figure it out, you decree it as a panda moment.

by wakingforest July 7, 2021

King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021